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Good sirs, I stumbled across this site by accident after I mispelt 'Berkshire Polo' in my Yahoo search engine. However I thought it would be terribly rude to not register and at least bid you a good day.
I will be 'popping' in and checking your progress so keep your chippers up.
The Good Lord has spoken.
You are not by any chance named after the Ruzzlers of the South East Asian region ?
We had only been living out in the colonials for about five months when we first heard of an uprising by the Ruzzlers. General Remington Leh-Deshave was all for introducing a curfew at 10pm for our own protection but how is a man ever going to finish a bottle of port by that hour? Of course the very idea was preposterous. So the general sent a wire off to the one man who could help him at his time of need, Lord Chopwood.
Chopwood and the General went way back. The general had managed to get Chopwood out of a particulary sticky situation when he had been ousted by a South American junta during that embarrassing Autumn in Bolivia back in 1908. Chopwood had insisted on paying the General back and not content with presenting him with the Most Noble Garter of the Pig and Thistle, he managed to get the Generals son into a rather prominent military postion.
So his son was moved out to us to head up operations in the Indo-Malaysian area. This put us in a rather awkward position as his son had no recognisable blood line. In fact his grand-father had made the family fortune when he patented an automatic looming machine that had been taking on by an international silk trading firm. Well, of course, as good a man as he was you cannot take ‘undeservings’ to the Reform Club, especially when the Admiral was in audience. So we had to leave him outside and go in without him.
We had only just returned from dinner when we heard the unfortunate news that Remingtons son had been struck down having been overpowered by a group of desperate Dabbah-wallahs.
The maitre-de brought out a bottle of 56 Chateau Neuf (the good stuff mind !) and while he was pouring it, he told us that the Ruzzlers had tipped the Dabbah-Wallahs off. As he carried on with the incredible tale I sat there dumbfounded, I just couldn't believe it – the 56 was corked!
The Good Lord has spoken
Good afternoon your Lordship
Just to put you at rest im not named after the SE Asia Ruzzlers but from a very small unknown Berk tribe. Found usually around bars and clubs trying to indulge in social drinking. So if you do find one of these Berks Ruzzlers please buy him a drink :lol:
Yes definitely - well up for another one of those if only to hear the branster's excuses when he misses his shots......! Ah get it Andos! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Obviously its gotta be a Saturday, I'm free for the following;
26th April
10th May
17th May
31st May
Do your magic Big Bear! :)
Everyone was crying out for a berkshire website me being one of them, So bit disappointing theres only a couple of us on the forum I'm trying to put word around as it's good to talk!!! 8) 8) 8) 8)
Ready For a hug!!